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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mysticbaconslice
itsaudreynotaubrey

This will never NOT be funny

tigersquash99

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

tropic-mews

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

chaoartwork

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

azeneth-mor

my fav.

wizardshark

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

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arirna
seravph

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

arirna
megapope

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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koobaxion

how many hands you got

megapope

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

koobaxion

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allow me illustrate you

megapope

that’s still four people

koobaxion

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i truly can’t make this any clearer

megapope

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

koobaxion

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don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

naomster

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

unclefather

Or you might say… a slap…